Showing posts with label mother knows best. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mother knows best. Show all posts

I love my mom

because every time I see her after a lengthy separation she says, "You look skinny. Have you lost weight?" Which of course I haven't. And then of course, she insists on feeding me.

from my bodacious mother-in-law

Always eat like you're saving room for a treat.

mom was right

"Get out of the kitchen, Jen. You're not hungry, you're just bored".